HE DID WHAT NOW?!??
These sort of strange things could only happen to me.
On my way home from The Institution several days ago, I received a text message.
Msg: "Thanks for the other night. You were amazing. Want to catch up again?"
Unfortunately, I have had a drought of amazing activity. Amazing activity seems to avoid me. In fact, we are currently barely on nodding terms.
My instant reaction was that this was a practical joke. Some one that I am friends with (why on earth would I be friends with these people???) must have gotten a mate to text me. So I rang the number.
Me: "Who's this?"
Stranger: "Who's this?"
Me: "Who are you?"
Stranger: "You called me!"
Me: "You messaged me!"
Stranger: "Sarah?? It's Stranger!"
Me: "Uh....noooo. I'm not Sarah..."
*stunned silence*
*bewildered laughter*
Stranger: "Oh my god! I'm so sorry I'm so embarassed."
Me: "That's okay. Congratulations on having an amazing night."
You'd think that would be the end of it.
However - to my amazement (oooh! something amazing!) as I drove home, I received another text message. A picture message. A close up view of Stranger's erect penis with the attached note "As promised..." From this point forth, we shall refer to Stranger as Dick-man.
Another message followed: "So sorry. How embarassing. I even sent a pic. Ahhh. Pretty funny though..."
Ten minutes later, another message. Another picture. Another penis.
Followed by another message: "Sorry again. Hope you have a good night...Dick-man."
I didn't know whether to feel harassed or amused.
And I thought that was the end of it.
It's now two days later, and I continue to receive messages on my phone from Dick-man. Sometimes asking me what I'm doing that day, what my favourite food is, what my favourite sexual position is, and if I'm enjoying the weather.
Now, Dick-man has been told, you are messaging the wrong person, and yet, he seems to really want to chat to me. And send a third picture of his penis.
Is this a random, friendly and somewhat perverted stranger? Or is this someone indirectly related to me in some way playing a practical joke?
(Thankyou to those of you who managed to get to the end of this rather long-winded post.)
On my way home from The Institution several days ago, I received a text message.
Msg: "Thanks for the other night. You were amazing. Want to catch up again?"
Unfortunately, I have had a drought of amazing activity. Amazing activity seems to avoid me. In fact, we are currently barely on nodding terms.
My instant reaction was that this was a practical joke. Some one that I am friends with (why on earth would I be friends with these people???) must have gotten a mate to text me. So I rang the number.
Me: "Who's this?"
Stranger: "Who's this?"
Me: "Who are you?"
Stranger: "You called me!"
Me: "You messaged me!"
Stranger: "Sarah?? It's Stranger!"
Me: "Uh....noooo. I'm not Sarah..."
*stunned silence*
*bewildered laughter*
Stranger: "Oh my god! I'm so sorry I'm so embarassed."
Me: "That's okay. Congratulations on having an amazing night."
You'd think that would be the end of it.
However - to my amazement (oooh! something amazing!) as I drove home, I received another text message. A picture message. A close up view of Stranger's erect penis with the attached note "As promised..." From this point forth, we shall refer to Stranger as Dick-man.
Another message followed: "So sorry. How embarassing. I even sent a pic. Ahhh. Pretty funny though..."
Ten minutes later, another message. Another picture. Another penis.
Followed by another message: "Sorry again. Hope you have a good night...Dick-man."
I didn't know whether to feel harassed or amused.
And I thought that was the end of it.
It's now two days later, and I continue to receive messages on my phone from Dick-man. Sometimes asking me what I'm doing that day, what my favourite food is, what my favourite sexual position is, and if I'm enjoying the weather.
Now, Dick-man has been told, you are messaging the wrong person, and yet, he seems to really want to chat to me. And send a third picture of his penis.
Is this a random, friendly and somewhat perverted stranger? Or is this someone indirectly related to me in some way playing a practical joke?
(Thankyou to those of you who managed to get to the end of this rather long-winded post.)
posted by Kissaki at 3:27 PM
5 Comments:
Just as an update. Dick-man has sent me yet another picture of his testicles this time, and is having a one way text-sex conversation with me.
He needs a hobby.
Actually, this is probably it.
are you freaked?
It's actually mildly amusing.
Who doesn't enjoy receiving random pictures of genitalia?
Fun! Fun! Fun!
I'd send a couple of pics of a transvestite and some male genitalia back to him. If he keeps messaging ya, then yes, he's a perv!
Dick-man assures me he's not a psycho, just finds my voice intriguing and looking to make new friends if nothing more.
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He's a psycho right????
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