DISCREET TITILLATIONS
I went to a sex toy party the other night.
It was hosted by Bum-Pincher, one of the nurses I work with. So I went with a whole bunch of work girls to check out the goods.
The actual sales person from the company, Discreet Titillations, who was showcasing the toys and lingerie, was an extremely unattractive, morbidly obese woman, with a grey front tooth. She was married and had recently had her third child.
If the truly heinous can find love, surely there is hope for all of us.
(As an aside, my boss Dr Evil's girlfriend, Bug-Eyed Stick Insect With Superiority Complex was there, stocking up on sex toys for herself and him. Is it too much to ask for one's own piece of mind and undisturbed sleep, that the people that you detest remain completely asexual?)
It was hosted by Bum-Pincher, one of the nurses I work with. So I went with a whole bunch of work girls to check out the goods.
The actual sales person from the company, Discreet Titillations, who was showcasing the toys and lingerie, was an extremely unattractive, morbidly obese woman, with a grey front tooth. She was married and had recently had her third child.
If the truly heinous can find love, surely there is hope for all of us.
(As an aside, my boss Dr Evil's girlfriend, Bug-Eyed Stick Insect With Superiority Complex was there, stocking up on sex toys for herself and him. Is it too much to ask for one's own piece of mind and undisturbed sleep, that the people that you detest remain completely asexual?)
posted by Kissaki at 8:59 AM
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so what did you buy?
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