PSYCHIC READING
"Some people come into our life to stay and some just pass through. A man has just passed through yours but he will always be remembered by you with fondness and there are always reasons for eveything that happens. Nothing happens without a reason my friend.
I feel you will meet another man later on. It does not hurt to have a bit of a break and be without a man. Best you use this time for personal growth. Do a course, learn medation or go to a health farm. Whatever you fancy but it is time you did things just for yourself. Put you first and you will grow. Learn a new skill etc, it doesn't matter what just as long as you grow.I feel I see a man with dark hair and rather tall. It would seem he is in some sort of business. I feel this man will be ready to settle down. He will come into your life by early next year. You need to get out and about more. If you don't look you will not find, he will pass you by. So get out there my friend.
You are a real find to a good man as you are a beautiful soul. Wishing you love and light."
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"Learn to meditate or go to a health farm"? - Yeah. When I've finished all my ice cream and vodka.
"I feel I see a man"? - I feel I see I hear I touch myself kind of choking on my own bile.
"Would seem that he is in some sort of business"? - Wow. Not just any business, but some sort of business. What a catch!
"My friend" - No, dammit. We're not friends.
"You are a beautiful soul. Wishing you love and light." - Who the fuck says this sort of thing???...Oh, that's right...drippy, fake psychics. (How beautiful is my soul right now?)
posted by Kissaki at 9:36 PM
4 Comments:
I like how they said, "If you don't look you will not find, he will pass you by". So if by this time next year you aren't all shacked up, it's not because they're a big stinking fraud, it's because you haven't been trying enough.
I should offer psychic readings to my patients. I feel I see a plastic object. A denture made of acrylic but really made of light and love. It is your denture. It will come to you at a time of great need....three months after I've removed your last tooth.
I know. So they're not really frauds you see. No matter what happens, they can say "Well, you just didn't yourself out there with enough light and love" (I cannot believe she wished me light and love.)
I feel I see you suffering a great financial loss.
Now, about your dental bill...
In spite of that crap, I'd agree with going out, doing something for yourself and just stop thinking about the past.
And the touching yourself part. But that's only because I'm a perv.
ps. aren't desntist supposed to have the highest suicide rate?
Do dentists have the highest suicide rate? We do have a shitty job but I did think that the statistic was merely an urban legend.
I've certainly got no plans to kill myself anytime in the forseeable future. Not when there's meditating to be done, or health farms to go to...
Wishing you all rainbows and fluffy kittens...
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