I am going to apply for a Masters in Dental Science or Doctorate of Clinical Sciences in Periodontics.
I am certifiably insane.
If I don't make it in, I am going to die.
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I asked Dr Evil for 2 days off in 3 weeks time. He was not impressed that I did not give him sufficient notice. I have not had a holiday since January last year.
I hate him.
Him and his hair plugs.
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A patient of mine told me today that he is taking steroids and they have made his testes shrink. Fortunately, his penis has remained more or less the same.
I don't know why he was offering this information.
It's not relevant to his root canal treatment.
Or is it?
The same patient was trying to set me up with a friend he does weekend detention with.
Dreamy.
Dreamy like a syphillitic chancre.
I am certifiably insane.
If I don't make it in, I am going to die.
****************************
I asked Dr Evil for 2 days off in 3 weeks time. He was not impressed that I did not give him sufficient notice. I have not had a holiday since January last year.
I hate him.
Him and his hair plugs.
****************************
A patient of mine told me today that he is taking steroids and they have made his testes shrink. Fortunately, his penis has remained more or less the same.
I don't know why he was offering this information.
It's not relevant to his root canal treatment.
Or is it?
The same patient was trying to set me up with a friend he does weekend detention with.
Dreamy.
Dreamy like a syphillitic chancre.
posted by Kissaki at 10:40 PM
5 Comments:
Good luck with your application!
Thank you!!!
This is going to be incredibly competitive and I want to do this very very very very very badly.
Calculus, scalpels and continuous sling sutures...
Were more beautiful words ever uttered?
I guess I haven't read your blog back far enough. I didn't know you were that interested in Perio...
steroids, testicular shrinkage, and the link to oral health. yeah, i see it.
same as the relevance of my patient's new hemerrhoid cream, hte one he went on and on about for a good five mintutes of his hygiene exam.
what's the matter with you, don't you see the link???
p.s. i think i spelled hemorrhoid wrong. what's the correct spelling (since we're already on the topic)?
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