IS IT THE END?
It has been slightly over a week since my first correspondence with Dick-man.
I received a phone call 2 nights ago:
Dick-man: "Hey sweetie, how are you?"
Me: "You're freaking me out. You're a pervert, aren't you?"
Dick-man: "No! No! I'm a normal guy. I'm 29, I'm a financial planner and live in Posh Place..................so what are you wearing?"
Me: "You are fu-reeeking me ouuut!"
Dick-man: "No! I'm a nice guy....I lived in London for 3 years....I've travelled to 37 different countires and I've been to Disneyland 5 times......................so what turns you on?"
Me: "What sort of person sends pictures of their penis to a complete stranger???"
Dick-man: "No! I sent them to you before I realised I didn't know you!"
Me: "Yeah....and AFTER AS WELL!!"
Dick-man: "Alright, alright....Look, if you want, I'll just delete your phone number and I won't call you anymore, okay?? It makes no difference to me."
Me: "Good. Because I'm not comfortable."
The end?
After a day of no correspondence, I started to receive messages again.
Is there anybody interested in having bad text sex with a depraved stranger? If so, please leave me your details as I have one that I'm trying to give away to a good home.
I received a phone call 2 nights ago:
Dick-man: "Hey sweetie, how are you?"
Me: "You're freaking me out. You're a pervert, aren't you?"
Dick-man: "No! No! I'm a normal guy. I'm 29, I'm a financial planner and live in Posh Place..................so what are you wearing?"
Me: "You are fu-reeeking me ouuut!"
Dick-man: "No! I'm a nice guy....I lived in London for 3 years....I've travelled to 37 different countires and I've been to Disneyland 5 times......................so what turns you on?"
Me: "What sort of person sends pictures of their penis to a complete stranger???"
Dick-man: "No! I sent them to you before I realised I didn't know you!"
Me: "Yeah....and AFTER AS WELL!!"
Dick-man: "Alright, alright....Look, if you want, I'll just delete your phone number and I won't call you anymore, okay?? It makes no difference to me."
Me: "Good. Because I'm not comfortable."
The end?
After a day of no correspondence, I started to receive messages again.
Is there anybody interested in having bad text sex with a depraved stranger? If so, please leave me your details as I have one that I'm trying to give away to a good home.
posted by Kissaki at 9:01 PM
3 Comments:
so still hearing from him?
I sent a message saying I thought he was creepy.
"I really enjoyed talking to you for the past week, and I know it's weird, but I think some mystery is a good thing. But best of luck and if you ever want to get in touch with me again, just let me know...Dick-man."
So hopefully that's the end of it now!
cool..hopefully it is the end.
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