Monday, November 27, 2006

PSYCHIC READING

"Some people come into our life to stay and some just pass through. A man has just passed through yours but he will always be remembered by you with fondness and there are always reasons for eveything that happens. Nothing happens without a reason my friend.

I feel you will meet another man later on. It does not hurt to have a bit of a break and be without a man. Best you use this time for personal growth. Do a course, learn medation or go to a health farm. Whatever you fancy but it is time you did things just for yourself. Put you first and you will grow. Learn a new skill etc, it doesn't matter what just as long as you grow.I feel I see a man with dark hair and rather tall. It would seem he is in some sort of business. I feel this man will be ready to settle down. He will come into your life by early next year. You need to get out and about more. If you don't look you will not find, he will pass you by. So get out there my friend.

You are a real find to a good man as you are a beautiful soul. Wishing you love and light."

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"Learn to meditate or go to a health farm"? - Yeah. When I've finished all my ice cream and vodka.

"I feel I see a man"? - I feel I see I hear I touch myself kind of choking on my own bile.

"Would seem that he is in some sort of business"? - Wow. Not just any business, but some sort of business. What a catch!

"My friend" - No, dammit. We're not friends.

"You are a beautiful soul. Wishing you love and light." - Who the fuck says this sort of thing???...Oh, that's right...drippy, fake psychics. (How beautiful is my soul right now?)

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

PROBLEM:

I really need to find a boyfriend.

I am going to run out of storage space foy my porn.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

QUESTION:

Is rubbing a handful of ice into a man's crotch sexual harassment?